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Everyone agrees that A-Rod is pretty delusional, but even he can't get past this blemish. He must be doing everything he can to not aggravate the situation and make things worse, that pimple under his mouth will go away with time, picking at it only makes it stick around longer.

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Another theory, maybe the "tons of shit you have to buy your wife to let you have a free pass" market crashed and Kirilenko can make decisions based on winning a title instead of on dollar amounts.

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Shelley Smith- "Mr. Blackwell said tonight he thought you quit, what's your response?"

Glad they have video documentation of the first ball player getting cat scratch fever and it not involving road beef and a bottle of RID.

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Screw water to wine, this Jesus turns this pooch's food into... well more food for the pooch. Ewww.

This will be on the top side of the scale and Roseanne Barr will stay on the bottom end of "Best moments of a husky on a baseball field".

Obvs green is the best, know why? None of the other flavors would ever get this kind of movement behind them. Sir Isaac Lime or nothing.

I can only hope this keep spinning out of control and the next defense has Sergio at a press conference with Bud Black, Jason White, and Jim Brown behind him.

This was how the Angels gave high fives from '89-'92, mainly because they didn't know how to deal with Abbott's nub though.

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That's what's different between the two coasts. In Los Angeles a bad opinion leads to a mad dog, in New York a Mad Dog leads directly to a bad opinion.

There are a lot of deep wounds that need to heal before the hatchet can be buried in the Tiger/Sergio feud. Huh, that's the first time "Tiger", "buried", "deep", "in", "hatchet", "wound", was in a phrase that didn't cost Tiger millions.

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Livestrong was never really a priority to Lance, obviously the brown elastic ring on him was the real thing that mattered on a day-in day-out basis.