Pro: Dwayne Johnson won't have to cover his tattoos to play this guy if they make a movie.

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♫I'm a Morning-Star like Alonzo,

I visited the Toyota Center once, couldn't tell if they were pumping a funnel cake smell through the vents or if it was from the dab of fryer oil most in attendance puts behind their ears.

This workout video is garbage. It doesn't even utilize proper squat form. Why did that guy have his shorts just pulled down to his knees? Commit, bro.

Chad added, "Besides, being a Red Raider and being locked up in a dark room is so four coaches ago. Get out there and play!"

Jim Neidhart, Sr. is going to be pissed. Not because he son is smoking the weed, but because of his choice to date porno star, Joanna Angel.

Current Status: Bummerz

He's just doing this to be a dick. Backing off and rescinding the cease-and-desist letter will probably only cost Kobe around $500k, it's the smart play. The last time he moved forward on an asshole move it cost him nearly 8x that kind of money.

5/2/12 - We're talking about a small hole in the center of Junior Seau.

Tim is actually McMahoning, it's when you stand in a parking lot in quiet disbelief because you could have <i>sworn</i> you parked the car here.

+1, got me, bro.

How David had the time to snitch on Tiger between his duties as HOA president and pointing out which meters have expired to parking enforcement is beyond me. Dude is productive.

Twitter is a great open-thread during national games and a good waste time site on other times. The "text" thing can get annoying, but not an all the time thing.

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You should do the twittering. I'd appreciate you doing the twittering.

Don Cherry, first to allow two breasts into the locker room, last to allow double-breasted suits to die the death they need.

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The crowd would have been more enthusiastic if this didn't follow Peyton's 38 second mic-check-check-42-Oklahoma-check-58-is-the-mike-check.