“Moment of silence during the onion volcano, for Paul.” - Vin Diesel, 2015

The worst part of this video is the bro in all Rockies gear a row or 2 behind that brought a glove to a game. As an adult. Why wasn’t he ejected?! smh...

Add Terry Francona to the list of people that will never give a popsicle to Hank Haney.

Bart Calendar's Mom:

The new stadium will also have an expanded Black Hole section which will allow people that only dress like 50-75% of an idiot to enjoy the "excitement".

Ugh! They didn't do this for Jay-Z's first retirement and he made that hat more famous than any Yankee.

idk, does guaranteeing a spot for George to slip into in '16 in Brazil mean they have to guarantee Roy Hibbert a spot too, or are they just inviting his wife?

If we're all going to have out there speculation on this, I'll say that he was actually asked to do this so that they could give his spot in the Ryder Cup to Tiger. Just as reasonable as most the stuff here.

F THIS! Also, buried lede that Drew played softball instead of Little League.

Pretty sure he was hugging his dad because he was proud that his dad didn't bring a glove to the stadium and he still has a hero to look up to.

This isn't even an accurate chart, I call bullshit. Why isn't the white short-sleeve shirt underneath Biggie's Bad Boy jersey?! smh

Didn't Tampa Bay get the exclusive rights to "Toxic" for NFL purposes to be played whenever somebody walks into their locker room?

Taking a page from the Minnesota Vikings team morale playbook by getting the guys together on a boat with some hooks/bobbers.

Obvs the only owner to vote against the new wrinkle was Jerry Jones.

At least it shows Pi Kappa Alpha doesn't discriminate against color.

Affluent Sterling was able to have one of his assistants sign him up for Obamacare early and he's been receiving treatment on our dime. Thanks, Barry O. #tcot

• Wear pants or shorts. Any layer beyond underwear will do.

This will be like the spaghetti scene in "Lady and the Tramp" but instead of it ending in a kiss it ends with Tommy eating person on the other end of the noodle.

"Turn 2" at Miller Park will now be solely used for when Hank spins around before finally squatting.

Ayo, +1, bro.