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I don't know what is worse, Tim clearly disrespecting the dopest cereal in the cereal game (Golden Grahams), or that JK NOTHING IS WORSE THAN THAT KIND OF DISRESPECTFUL MINDSET!!1!

Kubek on Mantle: "He did all that on legs that, after a game, were so swollen and in pain that we would have to physically help him out of a cab, because his knees wouldn’t hold his weight."

Killy also stated that the organizers from Harvard, Stanford, and the KGB, were all equally annoying with their alumni license plate frames.

Kobe Bryant is already very skeptical about these rankings. He's demanding a more sabermetric-y approach to these rankings. But getting deep in ASS should be expected from him.

Ooh! Though he doesn't have the forehead for it, next have Beaker synced up to Peyton screaming "Omaha"!

Baba ganoush just straight up happy that it made the tourney and is stealing as much stuff it can before being eliminated.

Surprising that if any of the White Sox were really looking to be left alone that they didn't just go by "Curt Schilling".

It was always said that Mario was the glue that kept all the Nintendo systems together.

Playing golf is the reason you separated your head into two sections? Not since the Kennedy's dealing with Rosemary have I heard of a more silly reason.

Mysterious Raptor beef? Great, more creationism b.s. Get with the times, Barry.

If you look closely enough at the whole picture not only can you see the Spirit of St. Louis, you can see some of its religion.

Point shaving in El Paso should be a federal crime with the death penalty and no other option, for both the plastic surgeon performing the nose job and the idiot that thinks getting a rhinoplasty in Texas was a good idea.

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Darren Rovell manual RT'd this saying that it is the equivalent of 1/1000th of an actual picture.

"I can't even do the nose thingy-muh-bobber sober."

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And please don't call practicing on a mechanical mutton "Merkin Riding".

First ASU skank caught naked at a Halloween party, now ASU bro caught with his pants down at Sun Devil Stadium.

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