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a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

“And we’ll have their favorite food, which I understand is called a Royale with Cheese.”

A fantastic game and my heart absolutely broke for Japan there as I felt this was the Japan I had been waiting to see for the whole tournament. They were clearly bringing the pressure, creating the more dangerous chances and controlling the flow of the game. Ultimately it was the right call by the ref and the team…

I think I’m joining you in screaming. If someone had that kind of pinpoint accuracy in the penalty box, I don’t they need to kick the ball to a defender’s outstretched hand.

Considering Dirk Nowitzki was broadly “a tall spot-up shooter who can’t really move” during his athletic prime, including when he was the best player on a championship squad, I’d say it’s a pretty excellent thing to be.

He’s gonna get maxed out, one way or another, whether with the Nets or somebody else. I’d just prefer it not be the Nets.

Show me that Solid Snake, chid

You stick your fingers up a guy’s butt in a nationally televised game and suddenly that’s all you’re known for.

Was this during

+1 Star wipe

*Begins watching excel youtube videos*

My spreadsheets bring all the girls to the yard....

Definitely the Biederman jersey.

As a dreamboat myself, I can certainly relate to Cody Bellinger’s problem—all of the young men who watch my Metal Gear Twitch stream keep begging me to nut on camera, and it’s like at a certain point, who am I to deny them?

“Like while you’re working. Imagine making, say, a PowerPoint and some strange lady comes by and professes her love for you. Banana pants.”

I went to a golf tournament a few years back and every hole I saw Adam Scott girls were yelling, “you’re so sexy” “I love you Adam” etc. It must be pretty amazing and weird to go through life with women throwing themselves at you like that all the time. Like while you’re working. Imagine making, say, a PowerPoint and…

Bol Bol finishes in the top five.

If this is edging then I’m doing it wrong 

Or, as the Atlanta Journal Constitution puts it, “Hawks’ Trae Young edged out for Rookie of the Year”