A fastball, by the looks of it. 

if you’d like a visual on the horror that’s been trevor rosenthal this season, check this out (you can even click some of the dots for video of the pitch)... think my favorite is how many of the “sinker” pitches ended up above the strike zone.

I’m like that when people watch me try to throw stuff accurately. I have to ask the carnival workers not to look at me. Then I use the opportunity to steal a stuffed animal. It’s not for me. It’s for my girlfriend. You don’t know her. She goes to another Canada.

Double-A Harrisburg, where Rosenthal has been pitching since May 11

If only he was around a couple years back to face Ohno Hoes.

You sons of bitches better start showing up for Lionel Pimpin

I don’t see Jizyah coming up short in this one.

Bortles + Molotov Cocktail = Comedy Gold

You’re exactly right. And I use that wrong all the time, too. I think I just like the sound of it? But “the old heave-ho” is also good.

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

In general I agree, but I’m also irritated by this move. Now the Braves will definitely plunk a different Marlins player, and I will have to deal with deep moral confusion over the whole thing.

Remember when Musk was going to help Flint get clean water? And then couldn't turn it into self promotion and never talked about it again?

Well, Dodger stadium is 56,000 seats, times 81 home games a year, times two trips. That’s $9,072,000 a season. Which would mean it’d only need to be the sole purpose of transportation for every single fan for every single game (assuming sell out crowds), while costing $0 a year to operate or maintain for 100 years to…

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

It’s as if Stephen Colbert, to use an existing comparison, had taken his “Stephen Colbert” character to Fox News and enjoyed glowing press for doing satire at the network.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs