I once emailed Nick Martin out of the blue asking him to answer some questions for a college paper I was writing about discrimination against Native Americans. He did so graciously and eloquently. Nick is a great guy.

His four-seamer chart is just a Rorschach inkblot.

You didn’t put Booty and Butt back to back, -1

Jason Michaels, Rafael Betancourt, Rafael Perez, Victor Martinez as well!

Hey man, it’s just the people in power that suck.

69th like

If there was anyone I would have bet on, it would’ve been benevolent giant Vita Vea. Almost got it.

Canadian biathletes are super into Canasta, believe me.

+1 Bachelor

Kyrie does have an annoying style of play, and he’s certainly overrated, but he’s still very good.

+1 conspiracy theory

When you walking into the arena and J.R. cropdusts you.

I’ve been an MSU fan my whole life but it’s becoming extremely difficult to justify continuing said fandom.

Is... is this okay to say? I don’t know if I should laugh or cringe.

Isn’t Kay Felder the shortest player in the NBA?

Final Four: Miracle Crimes vs. Rev. Dongo Pewee, Delicious Peters vs. Dr. Narwhals Mating

Boooooooooooooo! I love this movie despite its obvious flaws! - actually me

Now this is some high quality shitposting.

+1 Crunchwrap Supreme

Well Billy, you probably won’t get shit on as much for this post because it’s so short. Not sure why the commenters hate you so much to begin with, to be honest.