I pledge to join the crusade. 

Ah, so that’s why he’s a projected lottery pick.

I’m so jealous that you got to wear an Olympic medal!

Valanciunas, not Valenciunas. Otherwise great post!

+1 intentional trip

+1 Ving Rhames voiceover

Host A World Cup, My Ass (I Won’t Host A World Cup)

Didn’t some guy in the A-10 (I think for GW or La Salle) beat a team with game winning shots three times in one season a few years ago?

“I’m Ajit Pai, I like penis in my mouth yeah, Verizon jizz on my lips what I’m bout.” - Tiny Meat Gang, 2017

1. Australian

Happy for you, Drew. I hope your Vikings win a Super Bowl at some point. Just after the Lions do.

That is still a shitload of picks.

These are all assists by the old definition of a pass leading to a basket after two dribbles or less.

This is an extremely stupid take, but not because Stafford isn’t good. Wilson is just ridiculous.

Darius Slay is better than Xavier Rhodes. That is all.

Hey fuck you, I am a self-respecting Michigander and I proudly eat pussy.

Flip your order upside down. There you go, fixed it for you.

+1 Great Moment in Poop History

Shout out Emma for being the funniest person at the Deadspin awards despite total stage time of like 45 seconds.

It sucks because racist NFL analysts will use this to demonize black quarterbacks, but yeah, he was never as good as his stats last year.