I would never show my face at a Cringefest like this. On par with the Women’s March.

Lol it’s my dad’s basement. Nice try and that’s checkmate.

That is unfortunately not possible for a guy like me.

The Simpsons haven’t been good since ____.

Surely not everyone. There are over one billion people in this world and I can guarantee you that fewer than half know who I am.

No chance I’m staying in town for this. The parade is going right past my doorman. I’m either going to my cape house or Bermuda for the weekend. It’s really horrible when this kind of stuff affects you personally. Not many people understand that.

I CANNOT believe that Boston is allowing this. How is this even possible? What is their justification? This is going to hurt A LOT of people’s feelings.

Everyone else except for you? Are you saying you are a fan of mine? What do you mean by “everyone else?”

Since when is international law not dictated by USA???

Right, they hate AIPAC. Yet people are confused when Trump says that AIPAC members who vote for the people that hate them are uninformed or disloyal.

I’ve been here since the 90s.

What is this even supposed to mean?

Trump gave $38BN to the Israeli military.

Take it easy on yourself man. Jesus.

Jordan is bettler than Lebron by a mile. Everyone recognizes that by now. Lebron can’t win.... he’s just not a winner. He’s an NBA-created myth, a superstar built up by friendly calls to sell merch. Now that his career is finally almost over that too is widely recognized. What isn’t is that Bird was also a lot better…

Trump: Recognizes Jerusalem as Israel’s capital. First president to ever do this though all - even Barack Obama - promised to and never followed through.

Even I’m above calling a Danish a dog.

I don’t know if you noticed, but you are loathed.