Part of all the money you spend at Chick Fil A still goes to an athletic organization for young people (including those figuring out who they love) that teaches that homosexuality is a sinful choice. That teaching to a young gay person often leads to suicide. So. Eat your chicken with a side of preventable youth…

That is precisely the word I was looking for...”charm”.

She’s been living in an actual “Full House”/Hallmark script in her head for so long, she thinks this zany parenting “misunderstanding” can be resolved with a sweet smile in less than 30 minutes, including a commercial break.

Is it a “grey area” to get your kids to pose for crew pictures for their “athletic recruitment”?

Both are terrible, genuine my ass.

Does Aunt Becky think she’s going to charm her way out of this? The Feds have like a 93% conviction rate. This isn’t state court with inexperienced and overburdened prosecutors. Maybe she thinks her fame and charm will get her out of this. She should think again. 

Loughlin spent upwards of $500,000 to ensure that both of her daughters got into the University of Southern California,

LOL, no.  They’re both the exact same amount of entitled and the exact same amount of white.  You just like one of them better.

Can you please stop the misogynistic coverage of this? It’s THE PARENTS, both of them - him and her - but every article and headline singles her out and every comment section gets its Mean Girl out to attack her and/or her daughters while the fathers are barely mentioned. 

I’m not even mad at Olivia Jade. She didn’t want to go to college. Aunt Becky and her husband wanted one her accessories to go to college so she could show it off to all her friends as a sign of her excellent parenting. Throw the book at them I say.

Aunt Becky should hit up Martha Stewart for some recipes for cooking in your cell.

I was already seriously side-eyeing Aunt Becky’s party bus antics and autograph signing, but that belt? No, girl. I have to draw the line somewhere.

So like “The food made me ill but the restroom was clean enough to throw up in.”?

I watched the first episode of the first season of Project Runway back in 1952 or whenever it was and the only thing I can remember is that they seemed to have only two sponsors, Tresemme (however it’s spelled) and Amaretto di Saronno, for some reason. With Tresemme they took the models to the Tresemme salon or…

“I wanna set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.”

The poster “Livvie Jade” is most likely Tomato Troll. Do not respond or promote.

edited because I was being mean. I need to curb that side to me, it’s bad press. I mean...

I mean, the dude’s a dipshit but he’ll be out on parole without any time served and will pick up a six figure job at some bullshit consulting firm after this. Which...god, fucking sucks so hard.

“I get really good scores on the SAT” is a very strange brag for a 36 year old.

He’s plenty smart.  Just not very wise.  

His test-taking ability doesn’t make him “smart,” any more or less than my mechanic’s ability to change a timing belt makes him “smart.” And since my mechanic is not going to prison soon, I’d say he’s much smarter. The smart ones aren’t the ones who go to Harvard; the smart ones are the ones who run Harvard and…