I think the ad placement says more about you than about the site.  I got lady’s swimwear ads.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

The jury must have been filled with old white men scared shitless about losing their own jobs.

Because they’re stupid. 

People just love to brag about their stupid shit, consequences be damned. Next time you get a chance to just let a co-worker or acquaintance launch into a jaw-session (a friend will probably notice your reticence, chances are) just let them ramble; it will take them less than 15 minutes before they will spill some…

Unlike Oliver, Guinness execs must be steadfastly opposed to being assassinated.

So I spent decades growing my fingernails just to stick it to Shridhar Chillal for nothing?!!!!

Exactly! And the tips aren’t “arcane”. There is some really good stuff in there about lifting weights and doing burpees.

Also in the documents: the girls/young women worked at Mar a Lago. 

And after reading this I’m going to need to do “something biological” like vomiting!

She doesn’t need general anesthesia because the growths aren’t that deep. General anesthesia is not given for every medical procedure because it is riskier than a local anesthetic; there’s always a chance that the patient won’t wake up. I’m sure the patient didn’t feel anything.

Are you serious? Insurance companies don't give a crap about anything but their bottom line. So assuming they even HAVE insurance, they're more likely to get a denial letter than treatment.

The whole U.S. insurance model is to deny coverage, and only cover either common, well-documented type problems, or to only offer to cover something after repeated appeals.

a lot of people (myself included) let something go too long because they’re scared/embarrassed.  Human psychology is weird.  Early detection/treatment is always better and yet ultimately I think a lot of us deep down truly think if we ignore something, it *might* go away.  Which actually is sometimes true.

Embarrassment, lack of insurance, unable to get a referral to a dermatologist, being told that there’s nothing to be done by a GP.

Because insurance companies are assholes.

Just say salt, professor.

See, you do need good guys with guns!

National Receiver Association > National Rifle Association.

Gabe, it’s not often that we get to use this word outside of theorizing about Michael and Gabriel and Raphael, so, I’m going to use it now