Or a remake of Lidsville where all the characters are on acid. They don’t have to change a thing.

A H.R. Pufnstuf reboot about Witchiepoo’s bizarre sex cult.

Oh, there were pricy ones at Dillard’s (which was as high-end as rural Louisiana got), but my dad had a very sensible “kids’ shoes should only cost $20 at the most” policy. Actually $20 is pretty much the highest amount my father will pay for anything.

This is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen on this site. No evidence to back up any of it- just fabrication and deceit. It reminds me of the token responses I receive from my representatives when I write them in support of legalization. Pure bullshit. I wonder if you work for the tobacco or alcohol industry? I…

Ok, anti-science dim wit.

Your claims ignore a lot of science, even your langugage is disengenous. High strength opiates have been found to be less effective than Placebo’s that is not in itself indicative of anything taken as small data points.

LOL Okay Nancy Regan

Being a moral crusader who looks down on people who enjoy catching a buzz is not such a smart approach to life, either. Just saying.

I’ve been a huge fan of Pratt’s since Parks & Rec, and his vocal and public display of his devout Christianity and choice of churches has been a huge disappointment. I no longer feel the same way about him, and while many churches seem disingenuous, this one is near the top.

And they’d be all “Us?! What the hell are you doing here?”
And he’d be like, “Hey, I asked first!”
And they’d be like, “We’re excluding the gays and whatnot! Now you!”
And he’d be like, “Woooo, I’m a ghost!”
And they’d be all, “Shiiiiiiiiiit”
And he’d be like, “Nah, I’m fooling. I’m actually just a fiction.”
And they’d be…

Lol, fuck off, Chris Pratt.

He doesn’t strike me as someone who is particularly concerned with details. If he don’t like it, he don’t need to understand it.

My high school Spanish teacher still posts really sweet and encouraging things on my FB page.  It’s really lovely.

You can have perfect grammar and be as smart as a snail.

As a History teacher, I’m kinda loving this.

I don’t know much about Cardi B, but in spite of the language she expressed her opinion, it was obviously an educated opinion.

I just got through a Twitter video in which Nick Douglas ranted about hacks that don’t work, and now here’s Lifehacker telling me how to be a morning person.

Mike Pence needs to shut the fuck up.

How is she the idiot when you can’t even figure out what website you’re on?

It appears you have been triggered. Would you like a blanket and some warm milk? Or perhaps you should turn off your computer for the rest of the evening? I’m sure everyone else would prefer that option.