I too learned something today. And it was Good.

Spoiler Alert: This is how Trump’s presidency ends.

Yup, I googled it and lost 20 minutes down the ratchet video rabbit hole. 

It really is amazing how much can change in such a short time. I remember feeling so full of hope, optimism, and pride in my country on that day ten years ago.

I’ll be honest that I didn’t know what it was (although I inferred bad). That video exceeded expectations. Spectacular. I would very much like to see Cardi do that to Tomi. Very very very much. 

Tampon LeStrange only has one argument “you’re a dumb liberal!” Cardi was showing empathy, pointing out hypocrisy and an offer for her to try it!

Cardi B is another badass woman from the Bronx (see also Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez). Trust me, women from/in the Bronx do not play. 

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

I’m around fentanyl and fentanyl users quite often. I’ve even used narcan on ODing folks. I did not get high, I did not OD. This is confusing as fuck to me.

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

Yes. this this this. 

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…

“And I really can’t see the Garofalo of the early 90s - the alt comic feminist - allowing a comic of that generation to skate so easily if they’d done something like that to her.”

Look, I get standing up for a friend. But compare this to what Marc Maron said about C.K., also longtime friends. He had asked C.K. privately about the (at the time) rumors and Louis said they weren’t true. When C.K. admitted to the behavior, Maron said on the podcast that Louis had straight up lied to him and fuck…

...if nothing else, care about his daughters. If nothing else, if you can find no compassion for him, which I think you should, think about how his daughters, who hear all of this stuff, feel.

She’s really using the “He has daughters!” excuse? And tossing in “I’ve known him forever!” and “You weren’t there!”

Also the prestigious scientific website Journal Of You Must Be A Lesbian If You Won’t Go Out With Me.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

For us it was Acapulco Gold at $40/ounce.  And it was probably the same shit that was sold to your uncle as Panama Red.