She’s about a week away from turning into a trump lover.

Noice 🔥

Will will there taxing the shit out of it and making it unaffordable. But the good news is, the black market is thriving because people have had it with that fucking bullshit.

I I would eat that. I don't think it looks so bad at all. Lighten up Francis.

Also also had a friend that use that line. I was completely shocked, it’s like a subtle way of being a trump supporter. Kind of a new I’m not a racist, but...

Im going to invent a built in body cam to shut these lecherous losers up.

His Colbert interview was hard to watch, he was condescending and was constantly interrupting him. He was interviewing Colbert but it seemed to be all about him

I thought everybody hated Boston for the same reason I hate Boston, it’s filled with racist douchebags.

I am in a glass case of emotions.

Their bosses will steal it so they dodged a bullet.

Jerry will soon be addicted to faux news like your demented uncle.

You’re a good friend.

Not *that* bad, I don’t hang out with public masturbators or psychotic racists.

There are old mushroom hunters and bold mushroom hunters.

I roasted a marshmallow on a fork over a gas flame. Took the fork and inserted it in my mouth and it seared 4 fork lines in my upper and lower lips.

Omg. Dude. I mean comrade. 

R u high

He’s a bad ass. He may not be perfect, but who is? Who do you think would represent an adult film actress, Atticus Finch?