Thanks....I thought it was just me having a shitty day. Thank you for sharing, sorry about that thing.

Diaper Donny, tour with Ted Nugent. He crapped his pants to dodge the draft and in college you would get too drunk, pass out and pee your pants.

#4 make sure you have a partner who will eat your pussy.

I had to Google coprolite. Found out what it was and LMAO.

Fuck yo friends, Seinfeld rules.

Hi, you sound like kind of a dick.

Stabscotch, brought to you by Peggy Hill.

Gotta wet the towel.

You just made me realize that he’s been a puppet his entire life. He is a dolt and others use his idiocy to their advantage. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a treasonous douchenozzle who should be shot by a firing squad.

Shorter version: Arms dealers.

Oral was not a typo if you’re wondering.

If it isn’t Hope, that means there’s an even bigger skank in the oral office.

Maybe a nerd who works at Initech.

There isn’t a hell, but if there was-mine would be endless weddings and baby showers.

You must have skipped school the day they taught comprehension.

Surely there are some out of work carnies who can guess his weight.

That was kind of even more impressive.

I have always hated that prick.