I mean, this is the company that is laying off 2,000 people while simultaneously giving Bobby ~Fucking~ Kotick a gigantic golden parachute of $400 million.

“Nintendo Super Switch” would end up getting lewded way more, though...

I keep hearing people blaming problems on EVs. I just recently read about how insurance analysts determined that people who switch to EVs crash more frequently - to the tune of about 15% more insurance claims.

...so you’re saying you can’t just take that crap, wrap it in tin foil, put a couple of fishhooks on it, and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings?

...and yet, somehow, the executive who thought it up and shoved it down everyone’s throats is still going to take home multiple millions of dollars at the end of the day...

Subway doesn’t seem to understand their customers.

Cruise ship companies are notorious for cutting corners on safety - they’re constantly facing lawsuits from both passengers and crew members about avoidable harm caused through gross negligence. (They handle the majority of these complaints by throwing money at them.)

I don’t get the appeal either.

“Hey, you know what would be hysterical? What if we codified this measurement of volume, but we named it using a term which in all other contexts refers to weight / mass?”

You’d be surprised how much money someone can make, and yet they still willingly choose to shop at Walmart...

So then they’re just waiting for him to die, so they can resurrect him as a digital zombie, like with Peter Cushing and Carrie Fisher?

Modern CEOs are like feudal lords - made obscenely wealthy by exploiting the work of everyone else beneath them; taking all the credit for accomplishments but laying blame for all the failures; completely insulated from all consequences for their own actions; and worst of all, generally incompetent when it comes to…

Imagine it was about a woman.

I’m honestly surprised some corporate exec didn’t insist on using an “AI” voice.

Visuals-wise, I feel like Obsidian has always done their best work within the confines of other people’s art styles.

“It also released the first gameplay for the upcoming Skyrim-like RPG.”

Again, it could be read that since we’re seeing things from the girls’ point of view, and they from the very start are like “He looks creepy, I bet he’s a creep”, what we’re shown might not actually be reality as it exists.

I suppose it’s open to interpretation, and how literally you want to read the perceptions of the girls, whose viewpoint the series is shown from.

“We could replace our outdated engine... but that would cost money, and in the meantime, people continue to buy our games anyway, so...”