Buddy, I drive a 2400 lb Toyota with top of the line safety ratings.

“Oh mah gawd, do you remember that time ‘Obama-Bin-Laden’ ate a hamburger with mustard on it, but no ketchup?!? What a disgrace to our flag!”

“Dude sounds fucking unhinged electable...”

If you’re an adult who believes in fairytales, you have no place in government.

This “joke” was made in 1984, for those who forgot.

Even if they could GET the insurance, the costs would be astronomical, and that would mean they’d have to perform a lot more shake downs issue a lot more completely legitimate fines, which would counteract any benefits.

It’s normal for Tesla.

That would require Musk to have levels of intelligence and/or self-awareness that he has never once demonstrated in his entire life.

Spent many years in Florida, sadly - can confirm, it looks 100% man-made. The concrete sides are a dead giveaway. Also, they call it a canal.

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Oh, but we will continue on this way.

The Shareholders demand Eternal Growth, and their loyal Executives obey.

Hey, remember when Microsoft caused a massive Anti-Trust scandal with their shocking decision to bundle an operating system and a web browser together?

Every single time.

...a half-cage that weighs... what?

Except Israel does bear responsibility for the violence - in the exact same way that Britain bore responsibility for The Troubles in Ireland, and in the same way that South Africa bore responsibility for violence carried out by the ANC.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Pete!

Pokemon is literally the largest, most successful franchise in human history.