Look, the media know which side their bread is buttered on, and they’re not going to ask the Emperor why he’s naked. There’s a reason why in the story, it took a child to ask.

What democracy-minded American in their right mind would vote for this loathsome creep?

Now I want to see some ill-conceived publicity stunt in which a governor logs into Call of Duty or something to show that they’re “hip” and “with it” and can relate to the youth of the day, only to immediately get blown to hell, teabagged, and bombarded with racist voice-chat through a $4 headset microphone.

Are you kidding? Everyone and their dog bought their last damn game, despite it being a dumpster fire.

any halfway decent game engine

A reminder that Cyberpunk also had a fairly positive “early” reviews.

Those all fit under the logic of yokai, though.

Welcome to video games journalism. Been this way since the 90s.

Who are these weirdos going and buying Entry 6 (not counting many side games) in a twenty five year old series without first learning what the series is like? Even just watching some Youtube videos?

The Republican dream is to hoard gold and canned beans, then try to plunge the world into apocalypse, with the naive expectation that this will make them into petty tyrants who get to lord over others in the aftermath.

“But why would we want to prevent mostly non-whites from starving?” 

What’s kind of incredible is how accurate all of the reviews are - the problem is mostly that people apparently didn’t know what they were buying?

I mean, the cops do. Very slightly. Enough to say “Thank you for your help, citizen!”, but not enough to change the likelihood of them shooting you dead in a traffic stop or if your home gets SWATted, etc.

Ask anyone except ICP.

This is utter nonsense. Stainless steel gets stamped all the time.

It doesn’t matter how thin the line is if you’re a football field’s length away.

Somehow, these brilliant and extremely skilled grandmasters manage to take a game that might otherwise seem a tad boring to me - or at least unexciting - and manage to push it to a place where I would PREFER it to be boring.

Look, pal - the usage changed a long, long, long time ago. Get over it.

My problem with superspeedways is why should I watch someone (maybe) die in a wreck to see who is the best at drafting at 200 mph?