@SylvanSylph: Yorkies love people, it's a fact. Whenever someone comes to visit she will run up to them then turn and run away as fast as possible down the hall then run back in full speed. It most often ends in her sliding into furniture and twirling until she gets picked up. I'm a big fan.

@Future Cat Lady of America: It's the best way to live. If only it were that easy.

I really wish I could be as excited about life as my dog is by anything.

@Phyllis Nefler: If she says these things in public then her children have a very valid point.

@LionAndUnicorn is Rosie Retrospection: I second you on the Putin love. How many other world leaders ride horseback shirtless and fight bears?

@REALTALK: God I know. I even enjoyed him as Raleigh St. Clair.

@LionAndUnicorn is Rosie Retrospection: He's old enough to be my dad, but I cannot help the attraction.

@LionAndUnicorn is Rosie Retrospection: Bill Murray.

@sequined: It was the sleepiest, most wimpery, little boy sounding "I didn't stutter" ever. I was really freaked out for a good week, but soon after we said completely wakeful "I love you"s and still do daily.

Being strong was always my favorite part of playing rugby. I'm big, jiggly, and usually pretty slow. But in the heat of a match I always knew I would be able to sprint fast enough tackle my opponent. My legs are huge and my lower abs are insanely strong.

@DuckyBelkins: That's exciting! The first time my boyfriend said "I love you" he was napping. He's also a sleep talker, so I asked "What did you say?" he replied, "I didn't stutter" then started snoring. I still feel cheated.

@ZioZio: That has made my night. Thank you.

@ZioZio: I feel the same way about Tim Curry and Muppet Treasure Island.

@tothemax: Bruce Willis seems like the perfect way to end an evening. Hearted.

@ZioZio: Hearted back. Its the best part of the entire Christmas season.

I really cannot wait until it gets a little later in the month. So I can invite my friends over to drink spiked cider and watch A Muppet Christmas Carol. What could be better than getting tipsy and singing along with Muppets? Not a damn thing.

I'm going to the zoo in the morning to see the red pandas. I'm so excited I cannot sleep. I'm a bad adult.

@cleo_le_fay: You have every right to be pissed, because your boyfriend is acting like an angry middle schooler.

@paperispatient (jez kink squad): I wish. I live in a state where you can only buy high gravity beer at the liquor store.

@asizzlah: It's the mid-South so I could probably get away with flannel pj pants and a hoodie. You've convinced me.