@SarsDoesn'tSave: True. It would be the right thing.

Would it be wrong to visit all the liquor stores in the metro area to find the last bottles of Dogfish Head Punk'n Ale? Or should I stay in cuddled in blankets and watch buffy with liquor?

@w33kdays: PMed back.

I'm in Knoxville. I know several people socially and through my job who have lived in the halfway houses here and in no way is that a good enviroment for this kid or his crime. Was he on drugs or just spent time in prision? No. Silver lining, at least now he'll be as close to campus as most student apartments.

@SpiceMustFlow: High fives! Plus, you make magic soup so of course you are awesome.

@Jennybell: Creationary. It has legos and guessing. Drinking and legos are the best couple.

@BicuriousShoes: The Magnetic Fields- Lovers from the Moon

I was the bad roomate.

@joannabobanna: @reenelk: The best part is that the church members who give out snacks don't try to convince you of anything except having another baked good. It was great. If I would have realized there were snacks I would have been more exicted for the midterm election.

My polling place is in a giant old Church and the little old people of the church always make snacks for the people voting to have after they cast the ballot. After voting against the asshat Republican running for state senate again(He makes tea partiers look sane), I got a sticker, diet soda, and the most moist and…

@marciax3: Seriously! Come for the titties, stay for the great conversation. It's a good plan.

Thank you for this.

@amelie: I'm currently living with a boy I met from internet dating. We've been dating for almost two years now. Meeting a good guy is a crap shoot, at least on the internet you know you both want something similar plus you get to screen them before you meet them. Try it a few times.

@GeekChic: Thanks. I'm still amazed I wore leggings as pants with my shirt tucked in and didn't die of shame. It's a small step.

I spent ten hours of my day working as a drive-in waitress while wearing a pair of the magic ass toning shoes and leggings. I just feel dirty now.

@mandabear: I know a band can't get better until it practices, but really until you know more than two cords do not turn on the amp.

@GeekChic: I like your version better.

There some sort of horrible band playing in my neighorhood. They sound like a combination of REO Speedwagon and Kings of Leon playing in a jr. high talent show. All I wanted was some cool night air and to not be assaulted by bad music.

@Snarfblat: Are you dating my ex? Because three minutes of sex followed by 30 minutes of crying is how I best remember him. That being said I'd much rather spend an evening with Captain Tightpants.

@quagmire: Not to mention most legitimate clinics also make you fill out a form so you can address any of your concerns from family and relationships to god and emotions. No shame just straight talk.