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My highschool had a similar program in the early to mid-2000s. We called it the Baby Lab. Students could take a class on child studies and help take care of the kids, while the moms had a chance to take their classes. The program was cut my senior year. I know at least 4 of the moms ended up having to drop out during…

@Andy Garber: I blame the Haslam fever that took over during mid-term elections. That and vote splitting.

@resplendent.bitch: You forgot about natural hair color! Someone needs to go give these people a swift kick in the pants.

@Cher_Horowitz: Your horse has made my night.

@missbossypants: If nothing else you saved her from some embarassment in the future. You did the right thing for sure.

@BrtStlnd: I just don't understand. I was drinking 4-6 pints a night multiple times a week this summer.

@radiant::fusion: I've got a lovey flask. I'm just going to miss my yummy stout beers. I'm mostly mad because my mom was right about the beer/migrane connection.

I think beer is triggering my migranes. I've been drinking little beer for the past few months(bubby and gin, ftw!), but last night I went to a show and had 2 beers. I wake up in agony this morning. Then I started thinking, this happened the last few times I had beer.

@intangiblemango: Yes, but that would mean they actually valued women's health.

@LittleEdie: I'm on Yaz and a regular placebo pill skipper. However, in my 4-5 years of pill taking I've found, for my body anyway, that it's impossible to completely do away with bleeding. I can avoid a period for 2-3 months, but eventually I'll have some light bleeding even if I don't take the placebo pills. The…

@ClassiqueMisdirection: Woo woo!

@w33kdays: Having to explain the open relationship part is always the hardest. You say the words "open relationship" and all they hear is "It's a Trap!!!!!" Good luck.

I had the easiest New Year's Resolution of all time and managed to fail. The task? Brushing my hair everyday.

@w33kdays: Let me know if you find that all the decent, awesome, precious boys in the area are grad students. A few years ago that's all I could find that didn't tYpE lYke tHis!!!! Good luck!

@illseeyouinanotherlifewhenwear...: This confirms my suspicion that seals are assholes.

@LuckyFrog: My town has one of those papers where they publish all the mug shots of the people arrested during the week and their crime. It never fails to surprise me that the pedophiles look exactly how you'd expect a pedophile to look.

Something got me thinking, a little wistfully even, about some ex-boyfriends and lovers. Then I start humming this.....

@alison.wonderland: I have a fabulous one shaped like a penguin. If I don't turn it on at night, I will wake up with bloody fingers because my nail beds crack. Best $40 spent ever. Also, if you have a Brita pitcher or other water filtering device fill it with that and the tank won't get gunky as fast.

@MSPgirl: The high point of my night last night was that my pizza arrived 4 whole minutes before the estimated time. Plus I can eat cookies for breakfast if I choose.