@Ismone: There is a crisis center actually on my campus, but it's in the basement of the student catholic center so you at least have an idea of the game.

I wish this could become law across the country. One of these resource centers had the audacity to open its new office next to a legitimate clinic with real options that actually cares about women. I feel sorry for everyone who walks into one of these places under false pretenses.

@katieupsidedown: I love it. Alejandro is much better when I change it to Livy-livy-jandro. It's non stop fun.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: You're welcome.

@Winnie.Pooper: Your dad is awesome.

Does anyone else insert the names of loved ones into songs?

@honorabright: Right now target has some cute stuff in their Poketo line.

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@jfwlucy: My parents do this! They sit on the porch of their farm and play what my mom calls "redneck beauty parlor". Her friends even come over to have their feet buffed. It's awesome!

@RandomFrequentFlierDent: Last year I contracted bladder and kidney staph. I feared my whole vagina was going to succumb to the infection. Scary stuff.

@lovelokest: I only make passes at boys wearing glasses. Something about the look of intelligence just sets my loins to frothing.

@badluckgirl: I second KungFuCandy's crack theory. The writing is so bad, characters so horrible, and Edward is such a dick. But I could not stop reading. So much so, that today I read the entire 264 page Midnight Sun draft. You get the fantasy and love story, but the ease of reading is on par with Chicka Chicka Boom…

@andromache fugit tempore: Another solution to trap them is to go buy a cheap bottle of vinegar, punch a few little holes at the top(above the liquid. I used this method after an unfortunate grapefruit incident.

@la.donna.pietra: You made me remember how much I love that woman.

@DonnaPirana: My boyfriend wants children and I do not. Never. He insists that one day my biological imperative will kick in and I will. So as a compromise I offered him the chance to change his career goals for something more flexible for a person who would be the primary caretaker of any children we might have in…

@Dolores_on_the_Dotted_Line: This was just too perfect.

@Tchotchke: If there's still girls growing up in this world who think that they can't sing rock and roll, I don't want to live in this world anymore.

Maybe Glenn Beck should just give up that whole mass media thing and contemplate beet farming. #glennbeck

@TurtleSpeak: The Genocide Awareness Project is at my university right now.

@Cat45: Tomorrow is my birthday, so I went out this morning to get a box of delicious mini cupcakes from my favorite bakery as a pre-birthday treat. Now I fear eating them lest it somehow makes me catch a raging case of the anti-choice.