Oh yes, it is time for this video.

@schweppes: It's actually less expensive too in the long run because we'll be severely curbing the cost growth of healthcare. Essentially it's not so much that we can't pay for healthcare but we can't afford to pay for healthcare anymore so inefficiently. It's simply a difference of where does the money go, a…

@wednesdayam: Oh my god, I'd completely forgotten about these weird martians. What ever happened to Sesame Street?

@SlayBelle: That is horrifying and depressing and I could think of nothing else that could've made my middle school experience worse.

Such a cute animal yet responsible for so many fatalities.

@nozer: Oh my god, that reminded me. One time i went to school, biked and got there and I didn't have a lock so i just removed the front wheel and brought it around to class everywhere.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Is it weird that my first thought was that my response would be, I AM NOT YOUR FANCY SMILE MONKEY FANCY MAN

@John Thompson: See I've met liars. I've met controlling people but the big liars don't really seem to crop up that often in my life it's the strangest thing. Or maybe not the strangest thing most people lie on a regular basis but not regarding things that effect them hugely.

So. Was listening to This American Life.

@Gavagirl: What are they so happy about? With their sunshine rainbows and their unicorn smiles. What are they laughing about?

@so5minutesago: That might earn a forwarded virus email from me. Or at least the thought of sending a trojan her way.

@cuteasabutton: Jean Paul Sartre owns this decade

@la.donna.pietra: Dood. Mark Hamill is legendary amongst the comic community for having done the voice for the Joker in all of the animated Batman series in the 90s. Which means if you were in the 5th grade and watching Batman on TV in the 90s, Luke Skywalker was fighting the Batman.

@hildavor: Sadly no. I had to go to bed with it still in the room. I woke up and it was on the headboard...taunting me.

@maybeimamazed02: Consider me suckered. Clicked the link, loved the article, love the rest of your writing as well. Brilliant work. Bookmarked.

On wednesday I nearly killed myself attempting to swat a fly with my bare hands.

Best. title. Ever.

@shak_diesel: Fuck the fucking fuck yes.

Because

I'm going to reiterate Bill Maher's position and say that Americans don't care if you're right or wrong so long as you say it forcefully.