as a result, the comet's name has been changed to "Post-Denny's Breakfast"

Iran takes its zombie preparedness very seriously.

I want to just keep starring this every 25 seconds of the video.

Nonsense, Twain didn't pass away the following year, he visited his good buddy Tesla and the two absquatulated themselves to the year of our Lord two thousand and twelve following an unfortunate titty goggle experiment.

You're right. And the solution is right in front of us:

Absolutely, hands down the best part of the video is when the translator does a BBC News translation version of the Batman voice. It's so awkward and marvelous.

After credits: surviving Justice League members sit around the table of a sushi restaurant, eating silently. Realize the maki roll they're eating has bits of Aquaman in it. The glumly go on chewing...

"I'm sorry Jimmy. The only way for me to defeat Luthor is to tear off one of your arms and beat him to death with it."

I fully expect Batman V. Superman to end with a doctor looking at Wonder Woman. He says, "It's breast cancer." Roll credits.

Not that I agree with the special interests aspect of American politics, but the idea that we should take economic advice from Europeans is laughable. Spain, Italy and Ireland are an economic joke and only the Norwegians are on par with the US in per capita GDP and unemployment rates. Switzerland has a nice…

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

That kid is a fucking schmuck. I know the cop shouldn't have pushed him, but I'll be damned if I didn't wish the cop punched him in the face, instead.

Cash, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free, Hitchbot.

Being that these are the Marines, I wonder if they could strap the laser to a frikkin' shark.

So it's now Batman v Superman v Facebook?

"Captain's Log, Star Date 41000-and-change. Thought just occurred to me. We have spaceships that have some kind of magical doohickey that can provide a constant 1G internal gravity and compensate for acceleration of the order of, I don't know, tens or hundreds of Gs. Yet apparently none of the geniuses at Starfleet…

No, just private sector.