...and i'm supposed to recycle all of my wine bottles?? Why don't we cite the Russians for littering and make the fine 17 rocket engines?

So it smells like my brother. Fitting since both that joke and astronomy interested me the most when I was 12.

haha suck it vegetarians! I'm King of the World! All is here for me to consume! I am eater of worlds!

More like a stimulated expedition! Also, didn't they burn more calories due to the constant pillow panty fights?

Future Headline: Entire Mars Crewed Reported Dead After No One Was Able to Open Jarred Foods

STEPHEN COLBERT, obviously...

Does the signal look like this?

exactly what i thought! So i'll go with: Looks pretty ebola proof

holy crap 2020 is only 6 years away! and i still think DC feels like the Gobots of superhero films...

This article should be titled "The Last Breaths of Darwinism" since today's kids are trying to ban swings now and will be way too soft to be useful during the apocalypse.

so much for the melting pot that is America. jerk.

Questlove told me he thinks you are dumb.

That's cause everyone in the 80's was "Different but the Same! Just Like you and MEEE!" so everyone self identified as white or whatever - even if they were hispanic or black or other but thanks to 40 years of Liberals force feeding us identity politics and policies, everyone has to be very specifc of their heritage…

why isnt the opposites' attract cat in tthat video?

That's what ISIS said!

this is the stupidest fucking study in the world. The last paragraph should ready "Because climate change occurs gradually, it should be possible to mitigate some of the negative consequences for livestock production through"...wait for it..."MOOOOVING THEM NORTH". If only there was some sort of mythical…

womyn drivers, amiright?

So lets see, humans have been on earth about 200,000, so based on .00025% of human history lets get our spend on!! Oh wait, it was only for records since 1880? Oh ok, so then this factoid is represents 0.37% of recorded temperature history. SPEND! Oh wait, you mean the biggest polluters are not on board with the…

bleeding plants? Made from the roses from the Hunger Games?

wait, Europe lost 40% of its landmass and people survived? Don't tell the faith-based global warmers, that might be a reason to not "invest" hundreds of billions of dollars in "prevention"....