I would also add that anything more than med-rare is a goddamn sin

There is no known food that cannot be made better by the addition of a properly cooked egg. That is all. 

We invited some cousins/aunts/uncles but not all, and if anyone was angry about not being invited, they’ve successfully hidden it from me!

We“banned” guest photos during the ceremony only, and I highly recommend it. I saw too many pictures of a bride walking down the aisle with her dad, with every guest practically IN the aisle trying to take a cell phone photo. We have gorgeous pictures of our ceremony with nary a cell phone in sight. But all bets were…

The more I read this stuff the more I am affirmed in my decision to elope and eventually throw a bangin’ pool party “reception”.

My first marriage, we barred speeches of any sort, because she thought and I agreed that people on her side would go on about God and shit. We also did the nuptials like a week and a half before the reception and made the reception as secular as could be.

I’ve been looking forward to all the Burger Week arguing and shouting and this is not disappointing.

THIS = TRUTH

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airlines often select which passengers to bump based on the fare paid and the passenger’s frequent flyer status

I know this is probably facetious but most colorblind people are not completely colorblind (and if anything a colorblind person is less likely to pick a red/green contrast), but instead have a limited color range they can see.

There are plenty of people who don’t know what they’re doing with passwords (https://wpengine.com/unmasked/). So, perhaps tips like these are still worth mentioning—just a little bit.

For god’s sake people, spend a little money on a photographer who does if for a living, and do a little research beforehand (it’s not hard, it basically just consists of looking at their sample photos online for an hour). You don’t have to spend a ton of money, but letting your friend’s old college roommate do it for…

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

Seems appropriate to wear our feelings about guns since we can never talk about them. This sort of concern trolling is so fucking tired. Gun nuts refuse to even talk about gun violence, the Federal Government prohibits the CDC from studying gun violence, yet here idiots like you are, trying to convince people who…

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Best exercises for fat burning are high rep/moderate weight single leg exercises (lunges, step ups, split squats, etc.).

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