I have to admit I was one of his disappointed fans. I followed @TotallyManu but didn't see any tweets about thinning hairlines or bulbous noses anywhere.

Well, Atlanta has been missing a prick on the field since McCann left.

According to the NFL concussion policy, both strippers will still be available on Sunday.

I guess one and done only applies to the UK basketball team.

I know 1 million sounds like a lot, but trust me you can blow a lot more on two aces.

Want to make the stadium bird-friendly? Just rehire Gary Anderson.

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

Durant: So, Biebs, you want bloodies or mimosas?

"yet another attempt to make some more cash and make everyone else's life difficult" is also the slogan for Windows 9.

But the 49er fan yelled "FIVE RINGS! FIVE RINGS!!'" as he was going down, so he really showed the Seahawks mascot.

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Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

I, for one, think that Qatar got robbed. It looks like Russia's winning bid only cost them a soccer ball.

And the Maine! Don't forget the Maine!

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Actually, Ty was laying three, and in Carl's living room, after the penalty stroke.