Girl my dick is like James Joyce: long and hard and forced on you in English class

"Baby, you must be Sylvia Plath 'cause you make me want to put my head in your oven."

"Girl, you must be from West Egg 'cause all I'm getting from you is the green light."

"Hey girl, you must be Lucrezia Borgia 'cause you make me want to put something in your drink."

"Hey girl, is your name Aristotle? 'Cause I don't think I ever want to leave your cave."

The title "John Calipari Cake" will be vacated in good time.

They also tried to make a Rick Pitino version, but the filling spurted out before anyone was satisfied.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

Father: "One, two, a one, two, three: Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, hey, hey! Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on. Livin' like a lover with a radar phone. Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp. Demolition woman, can I be your man? Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light. Television…

Not sure how a tweeted photo can smell like Axe Body spray, but here we are.

Silver notably dodged a reporter's question over why the NBA did not act until now.

I wrote an erotica story a few months back about this very subject. It is disgusting and racist. Extra Point is an erotica farce I wrote where the owner of an NBA team is gang-banged by the players of the team. The coach is away that weekend.

You know at least one person in Indianapolis was cheering. Jim Irsay is always down for a stumbling, off-balance shot.

"ACTUALLY, Teague was clearly out of bounds."

Still believes in the triangle........

A pretty natural regression when you go from Kobe to Tyson.

Suarez: [calls the ghost a racial slur]

I don't think the dilution of quality issue is really that pressing, to be honest. Sure, in the immediate future the expansion franchises may not be great, though I know NYCFC is going to spend a ton, and Orlando City (who have great local support by the way) has been linked with Kaka. But I think the real benefit is…