The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

To be fair, Freddie Freeman and BJ Upton called Shelby Miller and made fun of him for having a girl's name.

Agent: Cam, you need a firewall to potect you from this happening.

Twitter: Please reenter your password.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

I think this most accurately portrays my fucking prowess:

Demographic: Married men with three kids whose rooms are near yours
Average Duration: Leave enough time to pull out
Suggested Accompaniment: John Cage, 4'33"

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

- "I don't think he's black enough."

The teammates may have a point. If Wilson were blacker, he wouldn't have won the Super Bowl.

I'm beginning to get the sense that every opposing running back on the Falcons schedule this year is trying to get suspended before they get a chance to have a career game.

Goodell: [carries food tray over to table]

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

It's hard to believe he's still in college. Those are the motor skills and timing of someone who has been playing for years.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

"Ill" is probably the only word that originally meant something bad, then in the '80s meant something cool, and now is just one of those words that only your grandpa uses.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.