Two leading proponents of the "One and Done" strategy

Based on these two guys being giant dildos, I'm guessing they're flying US Airways.

[Also votes for some second-rate John Calipari tribute coach to crop up every seven months or so at the local casino]

[Prays for some sort of Lynyrd Skynyrd type scenario to play out]

The warning makes more sense once you know that the chair ump is gluten intolerant.

I don't think anybody gives a shit about 1812, but to be fair Canadians aren't the ones singing about it before every major sporting event...

-100 for lack of any relevant knowledge of modern ATL history.

That'd be odd, considering that about 54% of Atlanta's population is black, and that the city has long been considered a black mecca.

Even on fire, I'd rather be in Atlanta than Columbus.

In response, Atlanta threw another tire on top of Ohio and stoked it a few times.

You can't exactly tell the South to get over the Civil War on the one hand and then tweet stuff like this on the other.

More amazing is that they all played competitive sports without faces.

4 years would still be leaving early, considering that Senate terms are 6.

It already seemed disingenuous for him to conjure images of Kentucky basketball, considering McConnell insists on staying all 4 years.

50000 man hours..that's like..100000 days for a typical Deadspin commenter.

Mark Richt has lost control of his local Kroger.

A more realistic Georgia Bulldog would've been suspended.

"Lucky"

Did you not see the part where he's still using 2006 technology and talking to a guy who's still living in 1989?