I think we know at least one person who does not.

I'm sorry I missed this, whenever it was originally posted. I'm serious when I say this is the smartest thing I've seen about fandom on Deadspin. Also, I agree 100%. So I have other things to live for? Oh well, guess I'm not a true fan.

Am I the only one that was surprised that he didn't brag about trying to poison the end-zone at Papa John's Stadium?

In my head he says "word" after he sits down.

In my head this sounds like the hook from Royals. ThanksSneijderman.

Oh my god. This is why you are the best.

I feel dumber just for laughing at that.

Goddammit Doug, can't you leave some greatness for everyone else?

And I will never be Sneijderman ...

I had to Google to confirm that I actually got the joke. Very, very nice.

/laughs at BronzHammer's comment.

Oh my. Very nice. Insensitive, but very nice.

I was just about to share my favorite foolproof and easy (much easier than a brine) trick when it dawned on me - I don't even like you people. I am still gray for god's sake and I am treated like I have herpes on this site. So screw you - enjoy your dry turkey. I hope you choke on it.

I think "using vacation" is generous. Most Auburn grads call it "unemployment."

I think "using vacation" is generous. Most Auburn grads call it "unemployment."

Sir, i respectfully request that you please do not show us your tits.

I did not see, nor did I feel, Rob Ryan "hopping".

When I saw your reply, I prayed to all that is good that the link was something like that.

Still my favorite Deadspin Video of all time.

I'm just now getting around to trying this, and it is ballin'! Well, in a poor college student kind of why, but freaking delicious.