Love Cowboy Mouth. Although the band seems a shell of itself these days , still a great way to spend a couple of hours.

Which one? I count 8 paragraphs.

Ha, I laughed out loud at the end. Great set up and punchline.

Wow. Great work, but I'm worried about you. You aren't going to be alone this weekend are you?

That's nice, BOOOOYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Of course, I don't Levon was part of that tour, but still.

Gotta love The Band for so many reasons. I would give nearly anything to have been part of the 1966 tour with Dylan when all the shit was hitting the fan.

A friend of mine turned me onto the Doors when I was 12, and I listened intently for next 2 weeks. After 2 weeks my 5 year old dog chased a cat down some stairs, slipped and broker her back, and we had to put her to sleep. To this day, 30 f'ing years later, I cannot hear The End without crying like a baby.

Damn right, Robyn

Nice. I snorted.

Oh my... very nice.

How can you call him a pervert? You're the one that sticks his finger in a sandwich.

That allegation is denied. I will admit that soft fresh bread is better, but it is not always available. Slightly stale bread or fully stale bread is worse than toasted stale bread, ergo toasted stale bread is a better alternative to eating untoasted stale bread with your peanut butter and jelly.

This may be the first time I 100% agree with one of your rankings. Lumpy cooked strawberries are the worst.

I think you and I are actually arguing the same side of the same coin. Not sure how I misread your original post, but I thought you were saying it would be safer if everyone started wearing heavier helmets.

This seems backwards to me. I'm not a physicist, and I will readily admit that I don't know what I'm talking about, but I thought force =mass*acceleration. So if you increase mass and leave acceleration alone, force would be increased. In your analogy wouldn't it be safer if everyone drove a Smart Car?

I agree, no face mask and a soft helmet. Will people still get hurt, or course, just like people occasionally get concussions from basketball or flag football, but you would take the "head as a weapon" element out of the game, and that would dramatically reduce traumatic brain injuries. Of course, it wouldn't look as…

July 5: Shin Soo-ji changes the goddamn game of first pitches. This is still unbeatable.

So I was just watching the horrid Purdue Pride video, and it reminded me of a similarly uncomfortable video from the University of Florida about 8-10 years ago, and so I went off on a quest to find it. I never found it, but along the way I followed a link and ended up on someone's Myspace page. In a moment of…

That would be a great place to hear it.