I like that rule. Queefcore per se.

4 years ago I lost on an Adrian Petersen fumble on the Vikings last play from scrimmage, in the last game of our league championship game, to lose the championship by 0.1 points. Fuck AP. Never been back.

I'm basically the J.R. Smith of Deadspin commenters

A compost pile?

I know I am the probably the only one here that digs jazz, and in that sense I feel a little like Forest Whitaker in Phenomenon - broadcasting to myself (plus I'm blue because I'm gray). But it seems like one of those nights. In a Sentimental Mood. By two masters, Ellington and Coltrane. Something so effortless…

Amen.

I am ashamed at how long this took me. But that is really good.

From the Lansing Journal:

My trick has always been a 1/2 cup of ammonia to the washer, along with the soap. Works great, and no smell of anything at the end because it runs through the whole cycle, rather than just the rinse. I don't know why it works, but it does.

Why a suicide watch? Someone watching might stop her.

I really like the "Why Your Team Sucks" NFL preview format. Maybe that would be good for the EPL?

Oh my ... I'd give you your +1, but I'm afraid God might see it.

Things That Are Not Better Than Being Hit by a Car, ranked

/self-censors

I laughed. Didn't want to. Felt I owed it to him.

@atlfan1970

Thanks for the advice. Mr.X on Twitter.

Ouch. Hadn't thought of that. I bet that would be more uncomfortable than the shocker.

Or that he is giving it the shocker.

Seems like that would have been closer to 4 games. Oh, my mistake, you said batting average, not strikeout average.