Fantastic.

Did they get demoted to the American Conference?

I dig it. Could be worse - could be the Braves.

Joke: (noun) something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce.

She may have just won a spot in the Ray's starting rotation.

I'm confused. I thought JaMarcus Russell was the black Ryan Leaf?

Nice.

You made me laugh through my nose.

Yoga. Discuss.

Since Greek democracy was a true democracy, and was an abject failure, I will go with the Gyro.

I was reading about George Brett and the pine-tar anniversy the other day, and it suddenly dawned on me that it si damn shame not have a "shit my pants" stories feature on Deadspin. Something like Drunken Hook-up Failures. What gives, Drew?

A bit of a non sequitur here, but I went to college with Popeye Jones, and he always had a look on his face like HE had been abducted by aliens the night before.

Beat me to the joke.

In a somewhat ironic twist, my Decision to watch the Kim and Ray-J sex tape resulted in me falling asleep. I've seen CPR dummies more animated than Kim during sex. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Like me in a pair of bike shorts, too much sausage, not enough casing.

"Aaron, look buddy, I know you don't know me, and that they have these visiting rooms bugged, so I can't talk about it too much, but I am going to arrange for you to get out of here. In return, all I ask is that you go by my house and visit my wife."

Red white and beige? Jesus John, show some respect - Billy Mayes died to bring you the right to use OxyClean.

I love this. Great work.

Ray, with the utmost respect intended, you are legally required to have two X chromosomes to drink Michelob Ultra. Ultra is the light beer for people that want to drink beer, but don't the taste of beer, or the annoying intoxication. Check it out sometime - I genuinely think it has less than 2.5% alcohol. I am…

I am convinced that the recipe for Bud Light consists of the following, in toto: