Yes sir!

I want to be you.

Holy shit that's funny

Nice.

Like most of us, the Constitution did a bunch of stupid shit at 18 and 19.

Wow, very nice.

Nevermind, screwed up my formatting and now it is dumb(er).

Cocoon: The Return is a 1988 science fiction film an NBA player experiment that is the sequel to the 1985 film Cocoon 2007 "Boston Three Party". All of the starring actors from the first film team reprised their roles in this film, although Brian Dennehy only appears in one scene at the end of the film Ray Allen has…

Reporter: Thanks Chuck, this is Christine Parnam with Action 2 news, and I'm here on the outskirts of Oklahoma City with Bennie Fuller, who has just lost his home, and as I understand it, is also deaf. My Fuller, could you tell us what you were doing as the storm approached? Were you sleeping?

I may go to hell for this, but was anyone else amused that Lord Jesus chose not to exercise his power to calm the winds, despite 22:54 minutes of prayer?

Nice.

I think the ladies can all tell you EXACTLY what you feed a pussy eater. And they would also tell you that it is absurd to ask, especially if you .... what? Oh, I see. Sorry, my mistake.

+1. Never noticed that before, but it is entirely possible that I will get wood everytime I put on my basketball shoes from now on.

+1. Wow.

Wow, that seems like it was easy to find. Probably should have done that myself. Now I do feel like an asshole. Thanks for the info

At the risk of sounding like an asshole, do they still call it the KBG? Seems like that is one vestige of Soviet Russia that would have been shitcanned 20 years ago, even if it was just a name change. That said, I beleive this could happen (Putin is a gangster and Kraft is one-half step above him), and I also equally…

I agree that rage is an acceptable reaction, but for a different reason. Have seen the Panthers? Those tickets are grossly overpriced.

Cleaning up post-poker game at my house, and I was putting beer bottles in the trash. I dropped one in the kitchen trash can, only to have it roll off the lip of the can and fall on the the floor. Strangely, it bounced, and the reptilian part of my brain, trying to be helpful, thought "it bounced, grab it before it…

This is exactly why people that can't drive a stick shift are even more worthless than short people. And what? she couldn't get by well enough to fake it for 10 minutes and get you, her supposed loved-one, to the hospital? Really thoughtful gal there. No wonder she is an Ex.

I grew up in Lu-a-vul, and graduated high school in 1989. I remember your piece from the Courier Journal. Growing up in his hometown, I was always a huge Ali fan, even though most of his biggest fights happened when I was too young to know what I was watching. I will never forget waking up on February 16, 1978 and…