By this I mean of course because Ali is the The Greatest. Hopefully that is obvious.

Pictured: Author, about to get knocked the fuck out.

Good job kid. Married and divorced by 20 is definitely ballin'.

By the way, what about Oso Banco? Evan Gattis is having a very nice "Who is that?" season. 12 HRs in 145 AB, .593 slugging percentage. A HR every 12.08 at bats. Not bad for a backup rookie catcher.

Favorie slugger named Brown? Not even close.

"Hey, someone smell my thumb. Its smells like Ed Rush's asshole.

I think that is exquisite.

Is it goaltending? I've always thought the ball had to be out of his hand to be a shot capable of being goaltending. Since a dunk does not the the hand until it is passed through the rim, it can be goaltending unless the blocker's hand is through the rim.

Next up on X-Games Moscow - xtreme craniectomies in former Soviet era hospitals!

Pat Healy was docked $130,000 in bonus money after testing positive for marijuana.

HA! Correct usage and punchline all in one. Is there nothing that word cannot do?

Noyce.

It's a shame that NBC can't afford to put some coverup makeup on the cold sore on his lip. THAT is some "fucking shit".

I would love it if American sports used relegation. Not so much for the sake of getting rid of awful teams like the Bobcats or a team that has a bad year like the Chiefs, but because conceivably someone could put together a franchise and work their way up. Plus, fewer meaningless games. But our sports are all closed…

I imagine there are more than a few women that have wished that he would die while having sex.

It's a shame the iPhone 5 apparently doesn't take video.

Two words: Richard Jewell. Except he was a bona fide hero that was destroyed by zealous media outlets even before the advent of social media.

My bad. I did not see that I was beaten to the punch on this one until after I posted.

Quentin wasn't ejected - Sam Holbrook awarded Quentin first base and then promptly called him out due to the infield fly rule.

By the way, what is it with people that cannot figure out that they need to go barf in a trash can, or behind a bush, or at the very least on an opposing fan.