Some guys just can't handle Baltimore.

Headline - "Fielder's Blast Hits Fan in Face"

...has no idea that he is about to get blasted in the stomach. Who taught these clowns gun safety anyway?

Extasy - its a hell of a drug.

Isn't the Georgia Dome a neutral floor? They aren't playing the Falcons.

I just figured it out: "Kinja" is Japanese for "hipster communist manifesto". Damn, fell for that one hook, line and sinker. Good one Deadspin, you got me!

Come on guys. You are not good at playing the role of "innocent bystander". You guys are assholes, and are very good and funny at being assholes, and I mean that in the best possible way. Embrace it. This whole innocent routine is really unbecoming of professional assholes of your stature.

Pictured: Adam "MCA" Yauch, Adam "Ad-Rock" Horovitz, and Michael "Mike D" Diamond, circa 1986.

a.k.a the Atlanta Thrashers.

I was not comparing the WNBA to Honey Boo Boo or the Kardashians in the sense of it being non-revenue producing (I actually think those shows are quite lucrative), but merely as something I chose not to watch. I also do not watch poker, fishing, hunting, or bowling either. I certainly did not mean to disrespect…

Yes, I beleive I know what pandering means. Do you?

I do not watch, and I certainly excercise my 1st Amendment right to use the remote to get the hell away from it, just as I do with Honey Boo-Boo or anything starring a Kardashian, but my objection is different. I think it is just shameless pandering and in that way is actually denigrating to women. That is my…

Why, as a society, do we still tolerate televised women's basketball? And I am not making a joke here. First, I am totally behind Titel 9 and equal access to sports scholarships. But I don't know that anyone would argue that the WNBA or NCAA women's basketball is a self-sufficient television product. In that…

I like how he hit a layup, but then donned his "3" goggles.

I for one think the media needs to lay off John Lackey - it takes a man of the highest courage to leave his wife while she is battling cancer. I think he is someone to be admired.

No, he doesn't play in Atlanta anymore.

Jesus, even the referees fall down and fake injuries.

Life as a 40 year old fuckwad is not quite as much fun as you might imagine - especially when you mix full day of NASCAR surrounded by rednecks, a Foreigner concert (punctuated by a 15 minute rendition of Juke Box Hero), a bottle of Maker's Mark while baking in the sun all day, and some serious dehydration (I didn't…

You sir, have real talent.

+1 - you beat me to it.