Selena, girl, it’s not been anywhere near long enough.. he’s still a twat. Look at the damn tats, woman....and then run. Far away.

You might like Aimee Mann’s Christmas album. Her classics are good, and the original Calling on Mary is my favourite non-standard xmas tune, bar none.

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY

I know grown-ass women who don’t know that their vagina is not the same as their vulva. Grown ass women. It’s astounding.

Honestly, I just see another kid who got fame and money way too early. He thinks the Jesus folks are making him better, but I don’t think they are. I see another breakdown coming in his near future.

Me too.

I’d like to smash HIS face into a wall now. FTFY.

I am here for this take.

Thank you for this.

Seconded!

Oh yes. So much of Jessica Jones was helpful for me, and that scene was good.

RIGHT?! I’m struggling through my love.of Dirtbag right now, because honestly it’s a trigger from start to finish these days.

I started to cry when I read that. Partly because it’s her and I love her, partly because it’s me and I have felt the exact same amidst all these horror stories, partly because it’s all of us and it’s so sad.

Right? Lol. I’m willing to agree with those who point to good research behind different macros.for different goals, but YOU CAN’T CHEAT THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS. It is known.

You know, that’s fair. My husband and I are in bed by 8:30 on work nights, because we’re up at 5, and up at least once in the night. Your charitable reading is probably the best one.

I’m just glad we’re not alone. It’s amazing how many people don’t understand that no, our kid did not just magically start sleeping well after sleep training, and yes, we’ve tried every goddamn thing you’re going to suggest. Ah well, that’s parenting for you - EVERYone knows how you’re doing it wrong ;-)

I am liking your theory, and would also be totally here for that.

As the mom of a 2.5yo who has STILL not managed more than a four-day streak of sleeping all the way through the night - causing my husband and I to delay our future family plans because we are non-stop exhausted - I heartily second your “FUCK YOU ASHTON”.

Oh yeah. His turn is coming.you can bet Ronan is looking for the right proof on him.

We’ve been toying with Turks& Caicos for ages.... here’s hoping....