Did that chef cry when he had to overcook the steak and serve it with ketchup?

Please be about the exploded whale, please be about the exploded whale...thank you!

Because if anyone is going to make money from this trainwreck, then it’s going to be a Kardashian.

Yeah, her married friends will give her the side eye knowing that any husband is fair game in her books.

But the guy is good looking! Doesn’t that excuse any and all misbehaviour?

It’s like everyone knows grandpa shouldn’t be driving but no one has the balls to take away his car keys. Meanwhile, he’s driving all over town, plowing down innocent people while sitting in his piss stained unzipped pants that everyone also pretends they can’t see.

Yes to libraries. My local branch has seating areas by full length windows overlooking a park, carrels(?) for when you don’t want any distractions, big desks that you can spread your stuff out on, lots of outlets, free internet and an enforced no loud talking rule.

Thanks for addressing the elephant in the room. Alzheimer’s with sundowning, the only logical explanation for his late night texts. When he is out of power, all his aides will be writing tell all books about how they knew he was sick but what can you do? Trumps gotta trump.

They thought they hit the trifecata; rich, Black and female. Florida is the cherry on the sundae.

It’s called duct tape.

Visited friends who were toilet training their kid. He was in the bathroom as I was about to leave and his mom advised me to go because when he was done, he called all the family members into the bathroom to admire his accomplishment. It was funny but I still left.

He also faithfully spits on the floor when the referee blows the kick-off whistle.

It’s the haircut of someone who doles out ONE scoop of ice cream for dessert.

Every night one fence post disappears.

So WWJD means Jesus would get his car fixed?

You are right!

Not judging anyone here but is a restaurant an appropriate place for a mobile baby being toilet trained? Especially since most babies do love getting naked at any opportunity. Brings back memories of friend’s kid who Donald Duck’d every single day.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Why don’t you kiss 95% of my shiny black ass?

Well the problem is very obvious. They are women and they are smart.