My faculty (English) had a lot of tenured profs who phoned it in. One discouraged questions during the class. She’d arrive for the class, open her notes, speak without a break for 40 minutes and then leave. Still, I like the class, Victorian Lit.

You’re right, I was boring. I showed up every day for classes, did the assigned work and graduated.

Well, now they have a “I feared for my life” story to regale their sorority sisters with while the help scrubs their dried vomit from last night’s keg party with the frat bros off the front steps. Someone needs a cunt punt.

He’s flirting. I went to school for 4 years and none of the profs remembered names especially since the average class had about 60-80 kids in it. Every time I met with a prof to discuss class issues I’d have to introduce myself repeatedly.

When my sister retired she started travelling first class because of her age and the perks that come with it. I thought she was kidding until I went with her, the private lounge, the free everything, the comfortable seat, the food!

My friend bought one because it reminded him of his childhood. He went away for a month and I looked after his place and the car. I was driving it one day and didn’t double check before pulling out of a parking lot and was almost t-boned. He said to go back and try again. After a year of driving it the magic was…

While I was in the hospital a nurse was showing me how to wash my kid and (she) my kid gripped the rail of the change table. The nurse said hold onto her because she can flip herself off and land on the floor, she was two days old at this point.

It’s because the bar for coherent speech is set so low. It’s like praising a 2nd grader when they read a paragraph without stumbling over the words. Good boy! Now have two scoops of ice cream and you can watch Fox news before you go to bed.

I’m not even going to take bets on that. The only variable will Sheriff Joe be there in person to shake his hand.

Well, they’re only poor because they don’t work hard enough. Pull up those bootstraps, you fucking lazy peasants!

This is the same girl (deliberate use of “girl” because this is not a woman) who worried about being ravaged by the dark hordes while she was in Africa?

Is it my imagination but is everyone pointedly ignoring her or were they told to keep their distance because they’re just “science” nerds?

Is it my imagination but is everyone pointedly ignoring her or were they told to keep their distance because they’re just “science” nerds?

This happened to me this week. My car died. I absolutely needed one and fast. I checked out a local dealer on-line where I bought my last car. I saw several in my price range and style. I went in the next day and looked them over in the lot. Then I went inside and asked about them. Was told a salesman could show…

We have a friend in our social circle who is a Trump supporter. This friend had Black girlfriends and used to be open and fun. He became a supporter and it’s harder and harder to see his position the more Trump speaks. Now, he is dying of cancer but because of FB postings supporting Trump, he’s lost friends who want…

Gukkki?

I brush my teeth with warm water My BF thinks it’s wrong but can’t articulate exactly why.

Wichita, because I love Glen Campbell and he died this week. Works for a boy or girl.

I love cilantro and the guy who makes my burritos loves me because I always say yes to it.
Also love the swimsuit, it’s a style and colour that would suit me to a T.