I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. But my sympathies to any American who blanched at the thought of an Orange Dynasty.

Earth worms on the sidewalk after a rain.

I want to see Trump posed shirtless like that. No I don’t. I’m just kidding lol. Seriously.

Yes! I own the phone, the phone does not own me. Unless it is time sensitive I do not respond immediately to texts. Texting met at 630AM to ask how I slept is not getting a fast response. If it’s convenient, I will respond in a timely fashion, otherwise it can wait. It helps that my workplace as a no cell phone use…

I was fired as communications director before my first official day. Can I still show up and blame the clusterfuck I created on my evil twin brother?

Years ago, my workplace operated on the principle that any mistake was punished out of proportion and so people hid their mistakes. If you saw someone doing something wrong you never spoke up. As a result there was lots of waste of product and time. The worst example was the discovery of an unopened box of high end…

Oh my. I am guilty of catching other peoples’ stress. I didn’t realize it until I was working flat out one day because a co-worker wanted to leave early and the work had to be done. I was half running through tasks to help her and I stopped to ask her a question. She was in the break room having a coffee.…

Racism and penises: Doing their best to fuck over the world since whenever.

Try this: raisin bread with mayo, crisp apple slices and cheddar cheese, they will love it.

“I don’t drive a car, why should I pay for infrastucture”

Or have life threatening allergies. A mother wrote to an advice column recently complaining that because of one kid’s severe allergies no one in the her son’s class was allowed to bring peanut butter and it was so unfair. The poor suffering mom was forced to make anything else but PB&J sandwiches and it was a real…

I loved loved loved those bangs.

Fuck all the haters. You gave us 8 years of class and elegance that no one can take away.

That’s OK. I’m a redhead and I have no soul.

Because it’s white ppl!

and poutine.

As a Canadian I have a hard time disagreeing with you. Look to Nova Scotia for it’s racism, both subtle and overt.

Yep, it’s called life and life is noisy, smelly and dirty. And it doesn’t end well for anyone.

He looks like Tony Soprano’s son all grown up.

Every spring the local farmers open their manure pits and spread said manure on their fields. So for a few days you drive past them with your windows up. Anyone who complains about the smell is told to fuck off.