Wants to be YouTube famous. Be careful what you wish for.

It sounded romantic, New Years Eve on a beach. But the logistics of travelling from a winter bound city less than a week after Christmas was onerous for older folks.

“How would like to be the fourth Mrs. Donald Trump? You are foreign born, right? Leave your info with my people and we’ll get back to you.”

Only when Trump finally appoints her to something or other. Very telling that she’s been one of his biggest supporters and so far her only reward has been a bowl of one scoop of ice cream.

Most fainted and vomited again when they left the theatre and realized that they were actually living a 1984 existence.

They just pass each other in the hallways with a little side eye?

A younger relative was unhappy because almost all of the older relatives declined to travel to her destination wedding being held New Years Eve. Destination was another country, granted a warm country but who wants to travel during the holidays if they don’t have to?

Four summers ago I got a wedding invitation slipped under my door from a housemate. A housemate that I was constantly pissed at because he never cleaned up his kitchen messes. I had never met the bride to be and they were leaving the city right after the wedding. I said no, thanks. Gave them a card but no gift. …

You’ll love me. I’m not having a funeral, I’m donating my body to the local teaching hospital and my kin can put a notice up on a telephone pole for all I care. I am dead, I will not give a damn.

Join the Mounties for the prestige and the cool red jackets. Your first day on the job and you are opening up packages and verifying that the toe contained within is human and suitable for putting in the local drinks. FML

My off-topic question is: What does she and Melania talk about?

A friend had to go to a funeral for an older relative and asked me to come along to help drive because it was a 5 hour slog in the winter. I agreed because I could tour the local heritage sites while she did the funeral. Once we arrived she decided that she couldn’t do it alone and forced me to attend the funeral…

...he’s too scared to come because he knows it’ll be a big parade where a crowd just calls him a cunt for several miles.

Most Americans wanted a president with a working brain and but you don’t always get what you want, Donald.

“A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.” Never has this phrase been more relevant. I’ll save my tears for the Little Caesar pizza boycott.

Re Dopplegangers: I have one who lives in my town. She looks enough like me that people have mistaken her for me and vice versa. Luckily for both of us, she is a university student and I’m a law-abiding wimp. I’ve haven’t heard of any sightings in the past year so maybe she graduated and left town.

So, Final Destination with medical students?

It was a good joke. I don’t get most jokes, the lightbulb doesn’t always go on. The TV series based on the books was good as well. I’m looking for the books and the series now.

Come on America, admit it. You miss the days when the most controversial thing the President did was wear a light coloured suit. What a more innocent time.

Claudius The God. It takes up after he becomes Emperor. I’ve got to find them and re-read them, they were excellent.