Let him have all the chocolate pie he wants....

That’s just an alternative fact.

The mother survived but she has to live with her loss. The boyfriend was warned not to take the road.

I live near rivers and lakes and every year people drown because they can’t swim and have no idea how to read the water. The edges look calm and easy for wading but then there are drop offs and strong currents.

Holy heck, those poor people, that was so fast...

I drove a CRV for a year and the only person who loved driving it was my kid. I had to literally pry the keys from her fist when I went to trade it in.

I’ve pick up and carried dead weight limp toddlers and I’ve picked up and carried kicking, screaming, shrieking toddlers. Not easy but that’s what you do. My nephew discovered that dead weight is harder to manage, he must have watched passive resistance videos.

Gotta keep on eye on them folks out back.

I have a stereotypical “white” first and last name and a “white” voice. When I show up in person or I’m called on like in a medical office, the surprise is painful sometimes.

Years ago I broke up with a guy who then inherited a shitload of money. I ran into him at a casino of all places. He was on his way to the high rollers room. He told me about his windfall and asked if I was sorry that I broke up with him. I looked him up and down and said, no. Still an a-hole. As far as I know, he’s…

I did food deliveries and you remember the great tips, $20 for a basic delivery that took less than 5 minutes. A $1 tip while the customer glares at you because you have trouble navigating his unshovelled driveway and sidewalk during a snow storm who then complaining about how long the delivery took. Would have been…

Yes! A friend did that with her mother, she was always with her, answered questions for her and generally guided her through every interaction. No one knew how serious her dementia was because the daughter ran interference all the time. It helped that the mother was always quiet and docile and could do a lot of her…

Good point, your grandfather does not have the power to destroy the world. The stakes are much higher with Trump.

At least Grandpa Simpson has moments of clarity.

You just broke the internet with a reasoned and logical response.

Thanks! I actually understood your explanation.

Getting old is your own fault.

fruit sugar gives you cancer???

Our vet boards special needs animals which is great because an old diabetic surly cat is not a good travel companion.

Does he have pictures? Because that would be the coolest travel story ever.