She had her permission slip in her purse.

Maybe she was going for “cash me outside how bout dat” but fucked it up because she’d only heard it third hand on Fox News.

It never ends well when you have to ask the audience to give a “a respectful and warm welcome.”

Yeah, I just came back from grocery shopping, pleased that my favourite pasta sauce was on sale and I bought two jars.

I remember when she was murdered, she was not killed, she was murdered and the aftermath. It was so depressing, Black girls had so little value then and even now.

I’ll take the cheese sandwich and sleeping on the beach, please.

The guy on the right....my type is usually thin, weedy looking, bespectacled intellectual guys but maybe it’s time to go South of the border.

Linoleum is the inside maid.

Bless your heart.

He added, “I think the best you can do is to own your life and your mistakes and the changes that you go through.”

cream of wheat that needs more water

“Jesus use me”. Ummm, isn’t that what you shout during sex?

Reminds of Japanese t-shirts with random English words on them. The wearer doesn’t know what it means but it does look cool. Do the kids still say cool these days?

May God have mercy on his syrup-less soul. They don’t serve maple syrup in prison.

Christmas party at an old workplace. Every year the two most expensive raffle prizes were “won” by the general manager and the assistant manager. The rank and file were gifted with dollar store level crap.

“found” definition: too lazy to think of his own original ideas.

Fuck “inspiration”, the guy is a thief.

Man, you sure do love the word menial.

Interesting. I was making buttermilk waffles last week and there was a spot of mold on the inside of the milk container. I poured the buttermilk out from the other side, made my waffles and ate them with no ill affects. I figured the heat of the waffle iron killed any lingering mold.

Thanks for the non knee jerk just get a better job response. I’m meeting a friend for breakfast this morning but before I even roll out of bed, someone is already at the diner, opening it up, doing prep, making coffee so that when we arrive, everything is good to go. It’s a busy popular diner that has every seat…