It’s going to huge!! The biggest egg ever!

Give me 8 one hundred dollar bills and you can have my seat, but not until I have them in my hand or stuffed into my leggings.

He can touch Kevin O’Leary, he’s always in the US anyway.

I’m 5'2" and these don’t work for me.

Indeed, the first foreign visit is usually Ottawa, Canada but he has no plans to visit. It’s a one day thing, in and out within hours. Just as well. He’d get a cold reception even if he went in July.

Thank you, “insider” for taking my mind off the impending apocalypse that will be unleashed by Trump. Instead of shedding a tear for mankind, I will shed several for poor Kendall.

I discovered I was anemic when I got a BF and he asked why I went to bed at 8pm every night. Turned out that wasn’t normal but since I did it for years I thought it was.

My gym had 2 showers so the 2 minute shower is possible with a 10 minute wait for the chance to take it.

“worst mom ever” Welcome to the club.

This guy reminds me of this: The Young Lions by Irwin Shaw. Some regular army soldiers can’t advance because of sniper fire. An asshole officer comes crawling up. The soldiers suggest to him that he go forward, he does and is shot dead but the soldiers now know where the sniper is located. Hope I’m remembering this…

The only personal example in my experience was years ago. A co-worker was caught with child porn on his work computer. Not a single co-worker came to his defence. No one. He was convicted and got jail time.

I’m crying because one can of Pepsi and a vacuous young woman united the world.

Large bacon, jalapeno and mushroom pizza with thin crust is good for 3 meals. Thin crust doesn’t get soggy when re-heated and can be eaten cold.

Whenever I eat one of my “special” brownies, that song is always on repeat.

To him a dishwasher is Latina.

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. There is no pain.....

Oh yes, forgot about this one, the best was to say fuck you to everyone.

Princess Bride for me because at least there is a happy ending.

My first loyalty is to myself, not my workplace and not co-workers who can’t be trusted to make a fresh cup of coffee after taking the last one. I’d talk to my own lawyer and get what is best for me. Because at the end of the day, it will be my butt in jail and that is not an option I am willing to chance.

I would flip right away. I don’t have or ever had a single co-worker that I am willing to risk jail time for.