A cat that I cat sit occasionally. A dog when he is allowed out on parole. He can be a very bad dog, (poop bombs hidden in the house).

I sleep single in a queen size bed. Right now a stack of magazines, books, laptop, phone, purse, clothes, TV remote share it with me.

You can create your own Meetup group. There are a few really cool ones in my area, my problem is weird work hours so I have a hard time getting to them. I’m going to create Women Who Eat Every Meal in Bed While Bingeing Netflix.

I found MIA friends when I was suddenly widowed. I became invisible once the funeral was over. It was so bad that I moved away and I’m pretty sure that the townsfolk talk about how callous I was to just up and leave. After a whole year of no social interaction except for one lady who wanted me to join her religion.…

In Trump’s America, they could be easily replaced with a couple of coal miners. A job is a job.

They’d be surprised (or maybe not) at how much in common they have with other men who see women as chattel.

I let it slide but I never forgot. She’s married now with kids, I reminded her a while ago, she laughed and admitted that her views had changed.

Pence reminds me of my 10 yr old who told me the key to a happy marriage was to agree with your husband on everything.

Maybe if they wore a burqua and were chaperoned by their husband.

Found a solution for him. Except that now I’m going to be flooded with ads for male chastity devices. Thanks, Donald!

Yes, I watched the whole thing unfold. My friends and I were so mean, we made fun of Tonya’s outfits, her makeup, Jeff, everything because we were little shits. We also hated Nancy because she was Miss Goody Two Skates. It was a great time to sit on the couch, stuff our faces with junk food and make fun of super fit…

Try oatmeal with pineapple and cinnamon. Very delicious.

....ending things for good as soon as she finds the time to do so.

Yes! Last trip I took my tablet. My friend packed her laptop and spent the flight bumping elbows. Later in the hotel room she was always looking for a place to stash it and I just put my tablet in my bag and it was always with me.

I love this and I love her blouse. Monsters, penguins and chickens!

Piss on that noise. The song doesn’t work without all the verses. If you want to sing pablum then find pablum, don’t bowdlerize good songs.

Really? That song is so erotic it should come with a parents advisory warning. I can’t imagine kids belting out this:

Maybe she should have paid them in po-ta-toes.

I’ve had them for years and I’d like to change to another one that honours my late husband’s military service, but all the good service ones are gone.

I have vanity plates. They are a variation on my name and a nod to my late husband.