Every spring Jostens comes to the school, sets up a card table in the cafeteria and all the kids try not to make eye contact with the salesperson. Except for a few who cut class in order to peruse the catalogue.

The irony is delicious. Telling everyone to stop being a special snowflake and accept the results because Trump won. Now it’s time for him to shut up and accept the results because his side lost.

Yes, it’s like the time I caught my 5yr old with chocolate cake batter on her face and hands. She blustered and bluffed but could not explain away the evidence.

Tornadoes are an act of nature. A nuclear bomb is an act of trump.

My gym is a 3 minute drive or a 10 minute walk from my house. It’s a 24 hour place as well. Occasionally when I wake in the night and can’t get back to sleep, I go workout, come home and go back to bed.

I lived in the 12th floor in a 12 story building. It was a corner unit and in the winter the winds were constant. The heat was good, my floors were always warm but that howling wind even on low wind days was irritating It was also a long way up and down when the only elevator was out of service.

Oh that fucking pie, it makes my head hurt. A former cook used to scream, I mean scream at the servers when they fucked up cutting cakes and pies.

I would watch an honest video or recipe that gives realistic prep time. It’s going to take more than 5 minutes to dice 9 onions. Tell me, I cook and I understand prep time but let people who don’t cook on a regular basis know that they’re going to spend an hour dicing onions while crying.

And polish your unicorn horn?

Yes! The death stares from everyone in the audience.

They are common here especially in rural areas. Some are well maintained, others not so much. In a few instances there have been fights between property owners and grieving families who want to have a memorial installed on private property. In two instances, memorial sites were in the way of highway expansions and it…

Has Trump thought of using prison labour? It’s perfect for him, black workers forced to labour for pennies a day while providing guard jobs for his MAGA cronies.

How much would you charge for Buffalo chicken wings?

Maybe if the parents taught the kids something besides how to hate they might win. I don’t understand hard sciences but I know you can’t complain your way to victory. Some exclusions do apply (trump)

Instead of enraging me, news about this family now just makes me sad. I just feel so sorry for these kids born to asshole parents.

Price, I hope you get sucked into an escalator and turned into ribbon candy.

Professionals doing their job and expecting professional ethical behaviour from their bosses. Sad! Sad because now this is the norm instead of being noteworthy.

We already have a lot of white clover around a small pond. It looks good and yes the bees love it. The frogs seem to like it as well. On a good day I can count up to 40 frogs (Leopard frogs). Kids aren’t an issue, just cats.

My kid too, she had to see everything that was going on. At least she was never bored because she was too busy looking. It was unnerving with those unblinking laser eyes aimed at you but she was cute.

I know, I got the idea because a small patch of wildflowers we planted 5 years ago are finally coming through in all their glory. In better news, my Veseys Seeds catalogue arrived today!