“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Fat? What sort of fucking idiots consider her fat? I’m fat. She’s damn near perfect.

It’s the first time in a long time I’ve felt any sort of hope in this show.

Nope.

It’s rice, cheap grilled meat, and some generic and cheap toppings. Not like a mom and pop is going to make it tangibly better at these price points.

You live dangerously and I appreciate that.

Had it Friday night, no E. Coli.

Coincidentally, I will be unveiling my latest Mega-yawn in around that time as well.

I love how some of these merchants have the chip reader but it isn’t enabled so they make you swipe the credit card. Other merchants have it enabled and they look at you like you’re an idiot for not using the chip reader. Condescending looks are the last thing I need when buying gerber baby food, dry ice and…

Careful on dissing Wal Mart. On the rare occasions that they get their act together and decide to help folks, they mean business. They have a Special forces branch of their theft prevention team, and when Katrina hit, they were as fast or faster than the Red Cross.

What do I use to open a bottle of wine?

What do I use to open a bottle of wine?

that video was done by the same guy as the one in the article...

100% unless your thief grew up anywhere else in the world. :p

I have no problem getting lower quality streams to my phone as compared to my computer.

I wasn’t intending to criticize Apple. I just thought that was a fair and accurate observation. I don’t think there is much room to innovate, so I am sure the Apple gimmick machine will be in overdrive.

Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

This is why I love this site, video grainy as fuck? No matter, the Jalops will figure it out.

You won't regret buying a Glock 19.

I’d like Dany better if she just embraced her conqueror nature. She has no more “right” to the throne than the Baratheon’s did. Her right to rule is based on the conquest of her ancestors. The sooner she comes to terms with that, the better.