It’s a bit offensive to me that you’d think I’d make a story up like that. For what end? To get your approval?

Six soldiers died because of his intentional desertion, and we had to release five known taliban leaders to get him safely home. Fuck that guy.

I just wonder if they’ll highlight that 6 soldiers were killed in the following missions to find/recover him. This article failed to mention that important bit of information too.

A guy once stood up for me in college; I was taking a bus and throughout the ride, a bunch of non-students kept staring at me. When I got off, they followed me, surrounded me, and started shoving. A witness to this came up and broke it up before anything serious happened, but I honestly think he saved my life.

That…

I wonder if they’ll focus on Obama’s unwillingness to move to sentencing in this case as it would be a stain on his administration.

So much this. Still hanging onto my iPhone 5. It keeps going strong enough, but I’m worried any day one of the small scratches will turn into a crack or the battery performance will drop off a cliff. I figured I’d try to make it until next fall and suck it up and buy the 7, but a 6C would in March would be absolutely…

That was an absolutely BEAUTIFUL launch. The seperation stage went off flawlessly, picture-perfect view of the sun as it detached.

I think my local tire place should hire these guys, it seems to take them five hours to take 4 tires off my car

It’s hard to not be better than In N Out. Seriously, by far the most overrated place I’ve ever been to. Everyone raves about it, but the burgers are tasteless and the fries are terrible. And I’m sorry, but whenever anyone says “BUT YOU HAVE TO ORDER OFF THE SECRET MENU” I have to say that’s complete bullshit - if the…

Yes, the ones who can’t even say the words ‘radical Islam’, or bring themselves to admit that just maybe allowing tens of thousands of unscreened refugees into the country could be a bad idea seem like ‘adults’. Totally.

You’re criticizing Clinton and the Democrats? Does Denton know about this? Is your unemployment insurance paid up?

Let me guess, this is about the only time condoms have been used in mass quantity in this region?

This was inconsiderate and disrespectful.
Making fun of an illness!
However, I can’t stop laughing. Well played, Good Sir. Well played.

Duck Season! Wabbit Season! Duck Season!! WABBIT SEASON!!

Well, they’d been defeated on Endor, it’s not like the Ewoks went on a galaxy-wide tour of drum playing.

That’s interesting that The Next Generation of people living in this universe don’t actually know what happened 30 years ago.

Whether we ride or not, the laws still apply. Unless the motorcyclist can demonstrate extenuating circumstances, there are several illegal activities that can and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law:

No, it doesn’t. Douchebagger is douchebaggery, and I’ll call it out anytime.

A fucking men.