You do understand why adding it is a GOOD thing, right?

Yet another abstinence-only sex education success story!

In all likelihood, Southern states are figuring that they'll just let them all die off.

My favorite Jeter story is the one where a girl ended up getting two gift baskets for visiting him on two separate occasions.

Why anyone beyond her immediate family cares about this girl's uterus is another, deeper mystery of American culture, one beyond the purview of a Friday-morning blog post.

Well. The idea that birds lost teeth to fly is an idea that kind of falls apart when we look at it. I'll just copy and paste something that Jaime Headden said on the Dinosaur Mailing List a few months ago:

I've had patients legitimately hit on me — one immediately after her abortion, and another right after a pelvic exam.

I think dating within 5-10 years of you age is fine. But if some 40 year old bro isn't willing to consider a 45 year old gal, he needs his car to be keyed.

Every dude in that age range on OkCupid.

Same. I think this data is more to this point:

I like how you leave out all the graphs that show men actually MESSAGE women much closer to their age:

The mere THOUGHT of dating a 22 year old annoys me.

You might want to check out the actual definition for "troll", and chill out while you're at it. Also, longsword fencing is not a competitive sport, but purely a martial art.

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

He won't acknowledge it. These douchebags never do. But I imagine that he will get wind of it, and at the very least, perhaps he will learn not to be a douchebag again to someone who can I.D. him.

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

But the thing is, most YA dystopia is not interested in the political side of things. It's a metaphor for the arbitrary and repressive nature of being a teenager.

Goodell is a mendacious tool who's undoubtedly going to to get canned or can himself in the near future. But Ray Rice is unlucky. I say that not to defend his conduct in any way; slugging your wife/girlfriend is categorically reprehensible and his indefinite suspension is well deserved. The fault in his stars (or…

I've encountered two black widows in my life. They're terrifying and beautiful. I killed them both.